Governor Phil Bryant of Mississippi (pictured above) knows a secret. Despite my (and my fellow liberals) many attempts to stop him from revealing this secret to the public, he has gone ahead and blabbed anyway.
I don't get it. I tried everything that would appeal to a Republican. I offered to pay him off. I offered to quit college and vote GOP. I offered to treat women like they were subservient to me for the rest of my life. And when all that failed, I even told him that I would convert to Christianity and declare a new Crusade on all non-Christians. Still no dice.
