Mike Huck Vs. Nat P

Meet Natalie Portman - A Harvard Graduate, a fantastic

Hollywood actress, and a soon-to-be Mom.  But she has a secret...

Both her and her unborn child are already destined for HELL.

I just have to soak in this moment.  Two worlds have collided in the best of ways as former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee attacked Natalie Portman for being pregnant.  Is it because she leads a destructive lifestyle of drugs, parties, sex, and violence?  No, no.  No destructive lifestyle for Natalie.  Huckabee has called Portman out for being pregnant out of wedlock.  

First of all, I'd like to say that Mike Huckabee has no business sticking his nose into Natalie's personal bubble.  It's not his kid (I hope), and therefore it's not his concern.  Just because he's a talking hate machine for Fox News, doesn't mean he receives the ability to wedge his way into people's sex lives.

Second of all, it's worth mentioning that Huckabee's issue isn't just about the fact that she is having a child out of wedlock, but also that she "serves as a bad role model" for doing so.  

Because I am a man of lists, I'm just going to outline the main things that piss me off about Huckafuck calling her out on this.

The Difference Between "News" and "Shit Nobody Cares About".

No, this is not marijuana- it's salvia, and it is incredibly potent.  

I am beginning to wonder if the news networks we have here in America even know what "news" is.  I have seen too many stories like the one above make national headlines, causing every moron with an earpiece and a microphone to comment on it in one form or another.  

Miley Cyrus news should be left to Access Hollywood and other networks that nobody watches.  Why?  Because her actions have no impact on anybody but her and her Redneck family.  Honestly, do we even need to follow her life story?  We know how it's going to play out- all we need to do is look at the Lindsay Lohan timeline.