I've always been a firm believer when it comes to the idea that people should have fun and enjoy themselves when they go to their local movie theater. There is no need to be angry, violent, sarcastic, or pissy. I will admit, I haven't been employed for long at the movie theater I work at (who's name I will not say for privacy reasons), but in the almost six months I've been there, I've seen some horrifying shit.
So, in an effort to at least curtail some of this stupidity, I give you the following list of things you shouldn't do in the movie theater, as well as tips to make your viewing experience tons o' fun. Because I am an organizational freak, I have put them into sub-categories depending on where you are in the theater. We all set? Here we go then.