Now, now, Sarah. If anyone is awesome, it's me.
I don't feel like I can ever leave this woman alone. You probably want to know why. Let me be honest- I am aware that by continuing to acknowledge her existence, I'm doing nothing but throwing water on a grease fire. Sure, the water is just making the flame larger but goddamn it, doesn't it just make sense to try and douse it with good ol' fashion H2O? The problem is, more and more people are saying to ignore her (or, to throw sand on her) and hope that she'll go away. But... she won't. She is a fire that simply cannot be snuffed.
That's why I propose that we try the one option that no one has dared to speak of- deprive Sarah Palin of oxygen. Ever put a cover on a candle? The fire burns off all of the oxygen and then just puffs out of existence. And yes, I will indeed keep going with this metaphor because I think it's fantastic.
