Answer: About as well as a grown man taking muscle shots of himself
in the mirror. Check out those guns, though. He must spend a lot of time
at the gym when he isn't voting to demolish women's rights.
Every now and then, something happens in the political world that warms the cockles of my heart. Angels sing sweet melodies directly into my face. I'm instantly transported to a beautiful glade where I dance and play with the native plethora of fantastical creatures. This is one of those stories, folks. And as I'm sure you've guessed by now, it made my week.
Christopher Lee, a Republican congressman from the great state of New York, resigned from the House of Representatives yesterday because of the above picture and the email that went with it. No, he wasn't applying to model for Shake Weight. He was lookin' for ladies. It's something a lot of people do, oddly enough, and I couldn't honestly care less about it... if it weren't for the fact that he was a Congressman and a "model American"with golden ethics. Setting aside the fact that few (if any) Senators and Representatives are model anything, the absolute best part about this is that he is married.
What is going on, conservative republicans? Why are you preaching family values if you can't even keep it in your pants for the few years you're in office? It seems like every time I turn around, one of you are getting caught doing the exact opposite of what you believe in. How many times have we heard the whole "anti-gay" schtick, only to catch one of you getting a little bromance on the side, hm?
