Awww, look at those sweet lil' puppy dog eyes...
It almost makes you forget that he believes carbon dioxide is
harmless because "we exhale it."
If you ask me, this guy is a walking talking joke. It's pretty much why I've waited this long to write this post about him. He's too easy. Nothing I say is going to be original, in the sense that somewhere someone will have thought or said these criticisms already. For example, his last name, "Boehner". He insists on the pronunciation of "bayner", but phonetically, that's not how it should be pronounced. Sure, if he's going by the german way of saying it, it's "bayner", but to us Americans, it's "boner". Sorry, Mr. Boner, but being a Republican patriot like yourself, you should know that we here in America speak English, and I'll be damned if you go running around pronouncing your name like some fancy-pants European.
But the whole "Boner" joke has been done to death. I'm sure my ten year old brother has seen his name on the news and made the same comment. Also done to death? His clear love of tanning. I don't know if he's trying to beat out Snooki for "best fake tan" of the year, but I can honestly say that it won't be an award he'll win easily. Oh, yeah and (Insert Snooki/Boehner/Oompa Loompa comparison here). If an Oompa Loompa got his willy wonka'd (if ya know what I mean) by a New Jersey asshat, you'd get Snooki. A redneck republican? Boehner.
