For those of you wondering where your video is, I said (perhaps predictably) "fuck it" to iMovie. It's a royal pain in the ass, and I'm too technologically inept to put something together. I worked on my baby project for hours - don't think I didn't! - but my need to get it all perfect in one take quickly drove me to madness.
So fuck iMovie. Fuck YouTube. You're all stuck with me and my wall of text. I have admitted defeat.
But there are several fights that I won't back down on, and a good portion of them revolve around the man pictured above. This post is going to be quite long as I have a lot to catch up on. Get comfortable, and prepare your eyeballs (and your mind) for the radically socialist/liberal attack that they are about to be on the shit-end of. In an effort to help some people with short attention spans (including myself), I will be breaking this post into several smaller posts. I might continue to do this... but I tend to rant.
