Oh! I know! How about another man that makes poor decisions involving his penis? No, not Bill Clinton...
"This November, vote for John Edwards. White guy. White name."
Yes, John Edwards. I first heard about him in 2004 when then-presidential candidate John Kerry picked him for his VP slot. Your humble, naive young writer clearly remembers watching the press conference and wondering, "Who the fuck is John Edwards?" Unbeknownst to me, I would find out more about him than I cared to know in the coming years, culminating in a shocking revelation not too long ago - that the National Enquirer got something kind of right.
