"Maine? Isn't that in Canada?"
Despite the fact that 31% of my state is responsible for electing the biggest moron in government since George W. Bush, I can't simply back down and fall into embarrassed isolation. While many people my age would refuse to admit it, there are a lot of things to be proud of about this state. Sure, we don't have giant amusement parks or cities, tropical weather or a diverse population. So what do we have? Without further ado, I present my top ten reasons why being a "Mainah" is the shit. Hold your applause to the end, please. I hate being interrupted. ...Oh, and these are in no particular order.
