From left to right: Eric Cantor, John Boeh - wait, you know what?
Who gives a shit? Let's just call them the guys that fucked us.
Around 8:15 P.M. eastern time last night, I watched as the House of Representatives passed the "Cut, Cap, and Balance Act." Whoops, sorry! Did I say House of Representatives? I mean the Republicans in the House of Representatives. In an almost pure-party line vote, the Republicans used their majority to pass their economic recovery "plan" which, if you look into it, is not so much as a recovery plan as it is a masterfully crafted shit-storm of blame. It's almost as though the Republicans leaders consulted with Lord Voldemort, Darth Vader, Sauron, Lex Luthor, Satan, and (perhaps) Rupert Murdoch over the weekend and devised this brilliant piece of legislature.
