Oh, boy, does Santorum know how to get a crowd of the Righteous Right going or what? All it takes is one good glance at any major news network's home page to know that my buddy Rick Santorum is going places. What places, you ask? White House places.
Sure, most of the stories about him are usually ones questioning his "outrageous" statements and accusations against the left. But where the Liberals see crazy, I see smear. How dare the Left smear Santorum when every word out his mouth is divine truth. In 2008, for example, he said that the Democratic Party has "become the party of Woodstock" in the sense that Democratic lawmakers "prey upon our most basic primal lusts...sex." What kind of sex? Homosexual sex of course.
To that I say, "Duh," but the media wants to pull the reigns on the horse and slow this Santorum buggy down. Fuck that. Santorum stops for no one except the Lord. So suck it, Anderson Cooper.
