Saturday, August 4, 2012

Porn Star Jenna Jameson Supports Mitt Romney.


Barbie-American Jenna Jameson recently announced her support of Mitt Romney.  The former adult film actress surprised the few people that give a shit, as she was apparently supportive of Hillary Clinton in 2008, and is also a member of PETA (I probably don't have to remind you of Romney's "Dog on the Roof" incident).  Also, I just found those things out like eight seconds ago.

Truth be told, I don't care who she endorses.  Not because of her past career or anything, but because, to me, this isn't really news.  Jenna Jameson is just a hair above ordinary in my book. 

So why am I writing about it if I don't care?  Because it's funny as shit.  Here's what she said when she endorses Romney, according to CBS (who broke the story):

"I'm very looking forward to a Republican being back in office," Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city's South of Market neighborhood. "When you're rich, you want a Republican in office."

Hey, at least she's being honest, right?  The Republican Party of today is pretty much in lockstep with the wealthiest among us.  People making over $250,000 a year would (human rights aside) be silly not to vote for Romney.

But hey, this is good news for Mitt's campaign.  Now Romney has someone on his side that changes positions as much as he does (and she's probably just as experienced when it comes to screwing others). 

3 comments:

Gra'ma Banana said...

Maybe she isn't as dumb as she appears or sounds. She has confirmed that Willard, a Republican, is who she, a rich person, wants as president. She could be an incognito surrogate for the Democrats, a double agent of sorts!

A Sane Break said...

I question her overall intelligence, but she does make a really point here: rich people vote Republican.

Unknown said...

"...Now Romney has someone on his side that changes positions as much as he does (and she's probably just as experienced when it comes to screwing others)."

http://instantrimshot.com/