This is getting fucking ridiculous. Ever since that dude was caught gnawing on a homeless man's face in Florida, the internet has exploded with the faux-news of an upcoming zombie apocalypse. Even some major news organizations have decided to exploit the story by compiling lists of zombie-like attacks.
CNN, to name one of them, has such a grisly list that is disgustingly followed by the words "But there's no need to dwell on them." Leave it to CNN to scare the shit out of people only to follow it with something as obvious as "I see that the Google machine brought you here. Thanks for reading, you fucking idiot."
