Written By Tim Bob-Joe.
I was mighty humbled when the writer of "A Sane Break" gave me permission to write a guest blog post that would be featured today. I had planned on writing about Nascar, God, and wholesome Christian values, but last night's news completely blew that idea out of the water.
Now I'm stuck writin' about them queers in New York. Can you believe it!? Homosexuals are now allowed to marry in one of the most populated states in America! How dare they infringe on my sacred, God-given right to marry a woman, and then foul that marriage in any way I see fit? Now they can cheat on their spouses now too!
This is some bullshit. What kind of left-wing, socialist country has America been turned into? It's that Osama - I mean, Obama - 's fault. Came into office as one of them whatchamacallit "community organizers", leading this country with his arugula-eatin' elitist values. You know, I heard he wasn't even a CHRISTIAN. One o' them Mohammed fellers.
