My question is, why does that skeleton have a mullet (a.k.a "the
official haircut for idiots")?
Good news out of Washington tonight as the House passes a bill that will cut spending and raise the debt ceiling, while simultaneously leaving Medicaid, Medicare, and Social Security alone. Had the bill not been passed through the House tonight, and if it were to fail in the Senate, the U.S. will pass the debt ceiling limit tomorrow, bringing on the Apocalypse.
That's right, the Apocalypse. According to pretty much every economist, news anchor, politician, and pundit in America, our country defaulting would be what finally causes Satan to get his fat ass off the couch, break out the trident, and gather up his four horsemen to bring about the end of the world. We are, in the hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution, the most important society that has ever or will ever exist. Listen guys, I highly doubt that the United States defaulting would be of any concern to Satan. He's far too busy giving the guys over at MTV new ideas for television shows.
