Here we are, folks. Election Day at last. I am supporting President Obama, and making sure that some of my co-workers are getting out to vote for him tomorrow as well. Make no mistake: Maine will vote for the president.
But what about you? Who are you going to vote for?
To be honest, I really don't give a fuck who you're voting for tomorrow. Just get out and vote. If you don't vote, I'm not going to listen to you bitch and moan for the next four years. You'll lose that right.
More honesty: I was going to sit here and try to urge you, my readers, to vote for the president. But why? If you're still undecided at this point, then there is no hope for you as a person. And if you're sure you're voting for Romney, then I'm not going to convince you tonight.
Take a good long look at yourself, though, if you find yourself in that former category. Take a good long look at your candidate. Who is he? What does he stand for? Chances are, your response to those questions will be, "He's not Obama, and that's good enough."
Well, we'll see a few years down the road, won't we? I don't know about you, but I'd rather vote for the man that I know about. A man that hasn't flip-flopped his way through this fucking presidential race. A man that hasn't changed positions to suit his base, or ignored questions from reporters simply because it doesn't follow the narrative that he's trying to put forward.
Forward. What a great word! Let's do that tomorrow - move forward.
I support President Obama.
See you tomorrow night, everyone. Please don't give me something horrifying to write about.
